SWINE & SIN: THE GREAT WHITE T-SHIRT CALAMITY

Well, let me tell ya, this BBQ bash went south faster than a scorched hotdog in the summer sun. We were all set for a swell time, you know, with brats sizzlin' on the grill and everyone sportin' their best cotton shorts. But then, tragedy struck! Someone, and I ain't gonna spill the beans, decided to rock that classic white t-shirt. It was a di